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king assripper 

AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.

asspuppet 

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.
Steven is a total asspuppet.
asspuppet by David December 9, 2003

Asspaper 

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper
Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass
Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008
noun: a person who is considered to be the king of assholes
Jimmy maybe an asshole, but Tom is an asspope
Asspope by Mattricio January 1, 2003

assripper 

Omg Melody, that was an assripper! Better check your drawers XD
assripper by xxmikeoxhugexx August 1, 2022
someone who ults ateez ( an atiny) or a multi who doesn’t bash at ateez for other groups
byf: I’m an atzpopper and will mostly talk about them
atzpopper by dipsyteez February 23, 2021