7 definitions by xxmikeoxhugexx

streamwood

A shithole in the state of illinois that is a miniscule step above carpentersville.

Also known as plywood city and deadwood

Is he still living in streamwood? Nothing but spicks.

by xxmikeoxhugexx March 17, 2008

Turdioblastesis

When you barely make it to the toilet, and the moment you sit down the shit explodes out of your asshole.

John was suffering from a major case of turdioblastesis this morning so he will probably be late.

by xxmikeoxhugexx August 14, 2022

Alfred Fishcock

Fish smelling cock from ejaculation during intercourse and no shower afterwards.

When you bang a chick and cum inside of her, then rollover and go to bed, the next morning when you go to take that first piss, you smell that Alfred Fishcock.

by xxmikeoxhugexx April 9, 2014

real meal

Evander Holyfield

They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 15, 2022

real meal

evander holyfield

He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 16, 2022

assripper

A huge fart

Omg Melody, that was an assripper! Better check your drawers XD

by xxmikeoxhugexx August 1, 2022

assripper

An Extremely Loud Fart

This fat bitch let an assripper go in walmart the other day, I about died when i heard it XD

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 2, 2022