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assripper

Omg Melody, that was an assripper! Better check your drawers XD
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assripper

This fat bitch let an assripper go in walmart the other day, I about died when i heard it XD
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assripper

OMG Melody! LMFAO that was an assripper.
by G.Howie Fartz June 1, 2013
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assripper

To fart, one who passes gas.
Dave is a real assripper.
by Wade December 8, 2003
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king assripper

AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.
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ass ripper

1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.

2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"

2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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asswrapper

A female who walks around wearing a jacket or sweater around their waist, ruining the visual inspection and categorization of their assets. This has the common reaction of disappointment and side-to-side head shaking among the booty lovers.

Large amounts of cleavage can mitigate the mental anguish of this condition. Although it is usually an aesthetic crime to asswrap, there are individuals that are allowed, or even required, to be asswrappers.

Some consider asswrappers bad luck and try to make sure they don't cross their path.
Joe: Hey, John, 3 o'clock.
John: Oh man, it's just an asswrapper!

Jake: I was having a great day and then I saw 3 asswrappers in a row.

Jules: Asswrappers at the beach? Are you kidding me?!
by Roll Here Eggo April 28, 2009
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