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asspiper 

That creepy man across the street appears to be an asspiper.
asspiper by Darghy March 21, 2005
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1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole
1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.
asspipe by Ass Master July 2, 2003

Asspaper 

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper
Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass
Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008

Asswiper 

A person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they'd go so far as to wipe their bosses ass to show their dedication
"The reason Peter got the promotion over Tom is because Peter is an Asswiper"
Asswiper by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003
Asspipe..To get screwed in the anus
I shoved my dick in her asspipe. Or the cops asspiped me with a 400 dollar ticket.
Asspipe by Reverendlowdown July 1, 2017

Asswiper 

A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.

The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.
Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.

Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.
Asswiper by loosetongue April 16, 2009
The tiny fucking back way into the death star on the Death Star Battle server for Continuum/subspace
"you guys go for the front, I'm gonna sneak up the asspipe!"
asspipe by DrBoris July 30, 2003
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : look at you all sad & shit
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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