asspiper

Take a fucking guess.

That creepy man across the street appears to be an asspiper.

by Darghy March 21, 2005

asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 2, 2003

Asspaper

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper

Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass

by terry liaros August 6, 2008

Asswiper

A person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they'd go so far as to wipe their bosses ass to show their dedication

"The reason Peter got the promotion over Tom is because Peter is an Asswiper"

by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

Asspipe

Asspipe..To get screwed in the anus

I shoved my dick in her asspipe. Or the cops asspiped me with a 400 dollar ticket.

by Reverendlowdown July 1, 2017

Asswiper

A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.

The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.

Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.

Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.

by loosetongue April 16, 2009

asspipe

The tiny fucking back way into the death star on the Death Star Battle server for Continuum/subspace

"you guys go for the front, I'm gonna sneak up the asspipe!"

by DrBoris July 30, 2003