asspepper 

What you put on after assault

Asspepper goes great with assault

asspepper by Ivan_Wakinov May 29, 2018

king assripper 

AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.

"DAYUM" - King Assripper

king assripper by nathanpenetration April 7, 2021

asspuppet 

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

asspuppet by David December 9, 2003

Asspaper 

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper

Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass

Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008

assripper 

A huge fart

Omg Melody, that was an assripper! Better check your drawers XD

assripper by xxmikeoxhugexx August 1, 2022

assripper 

An Extremely Loud Fart

This fat bitch let an assripper go in walmart the other day, I about died when i heard it XD

assripper by xxmikeoxhugexx September 2, 2022

Assperger 

A syndrome wherein one lacks social skills, has above average intelligence and is overly disagreeable and pompous. A malignant form of Asperger's syndrome, a spectrum disorder related to autism. A fusion of Asperger and Ass.

Nick Burns, the company computer guy has classic Assperger's syndrome.

Assperger by Thomas J. Webb January 9, 2008