“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”
“I did.”
“She’s not pregnant, you know.”
“I know that... now.”
“What were you thinking?”
“I wasn't. It was an askident.”
“I did.”
“She’s not pregnant, you know.”
“I know that... now.”
“What were you thinking?”
“I wasn't. It was an askident.”
by PJMac August 10, 2012
Get the Askident mug.1) Greatly increasing the odds or an accident occuring by engaging in risky behavior.
2) When someone asks a question that is inappropriate or not welcome as part of the conversation.
2) When someone asks a question that is inappropriate or not welcome as part of the conversation.
1) Knife juggling is an askident waiting to happen. 2) Asking "When's that baby due?" to an unpregnant woman is an askident.
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Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"
Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"
We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"
Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"
We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"
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I was at a killer herf last week and had a 3" ash on my stogie until someone bumped my arm and caused an ashident all over my shirt. D'OH!
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