Hypoquit

Someone who preaches quitting bad habits and cannot quite themselves.

Bob is such a hypoquit, he told me to stop smoking and I see him puffing like a chimney.

by icwish November 11, 2009

The Knock on Wood Card

The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.

Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"

by icwish October 10, 2009

Brandevolent

A benevolent brand.

Livestrong is a brandevolent brand because they donate proceeds to charity.

by icwish July 13, 2009

Digital Poppy Seed

When your last Tweet, away message, GChat status or Facebook status is wrong.

When "Happy Independence Day!!" is your away message on July 6th, it sticks out like a Digital Poppy Seed.

by icwish July 15, 2009

NicoTween

When a tween starts smoking.

Tom: "Shelby started smoking when she was only 12 years-old!"

Cassie: "WOW!! that makes her a NicoTween!"

by icwish October 29, 2009

Photo Opportunist

Riding on a sad or tragic event’s coattails by showing off that you’ve traveled or experienced something related to the event.

Wearing a puffy skirt and heels by the Eiffel Tower really shows that she cares about the Paris attacks. Ugh, what a photo opportunist!

by icwish August 25, 2018

Freefill

A free refill.

"I love fountain soda, and more importantly, I love Freefills!"

by icwish May 31, 2009