46 definitions by icwish

Ambitextrous

When you can text with both your left and right hand.

Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.

by icwish January 31, 2010

Apathetext

A totally apathetic one-word text message.

Liz: "are you available to talk tonight?"

Ian: "yup"

Liz: "that's quite an apathetext"

Ian: "k"

by icwish January 26, 2010

Carcinogenerous

When you offer someone a cigarette.

"Thanks for being so carcinogenerous! I'll write my nobituary some other time.

by icwish September 28, 2009

Challah!

The Jewish version of Holler!

Mike: "I got us front row tickets to the Fiddler on the Roof!"

Ian: "Challah!"

by icwish July 18, 2010

Corporate Backscratching

When corporations use their multiple media outlets to cross promote.

When Tom Cruise goes on Jay Leno to promote his new movie getting released by Universal Studios which is owned by the same company, GE, that owns NBC. That's Corporate Backscratching my friends!

by icwish June 18, 2009

Fateau

The fat threshold you reach and never surpass.

"Hey Mark, I can eat whatever I want now, I've reached my fateau."

by icwish May 31, 2009

Dayt

A daytime date.

Sara and Ian wanted to take it slow so they went out for a dayt instead of a date.

by icwish September 2, 2009