Definitions by icwish

Yappetite 

How badly you’d like to speak.

Debbie has an insatiable yappetite, no matter how much she speaks, it’s never enough.

Yappetite by icwish July 14, 2024

Powernoid

When you freak out by lights being left on after seeing last months power bill.

Angela was totally powernoid after getting $3000 power bill.

Powernoid by icwish January 5, 2022

Stoption 

A stop sign that realistically should be a slow down or yield.

All the stop signs in our neighborhood should really just be stoptions.

Stoption by icwish January 5, 2022

Photo Opportunist 

Riding on a sad or tragic event’s coattails by showing off that you’ve traveled or experienced something related to the event.

Wearing a puffy skirt and heels by the Eiffel Tower really shows that she cares about the Paris attacks. Ugh, what a photo opportunist!

Photo Opportunist by icwish August 25, 2018

Shiva Call Waiting 

When two Jewish people die within the same week.

Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.

Shiva Call Waiting by icwish April 24, 2016

Scalpie 

When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.

To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.

Scalpie by icwish March 7, 2015

Squint your ears 

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

Squint your ears by icwish August 7, 2012