icwish's definitions

Ambitextrous

When you can text with both your left and right hand.

Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.

by icwish January 30, 2010

Digivangelist

Someone who always spreads information digitally. Think about bloggers, tweeters, facebookers, etc...

Pete Cashmore is a Digivangelist

by icwish July 13, 2009

Shiva Call Waiting

When two Jewish people die within the same week.

Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.

by icwish April 24, 2016

Badvertising

Bad Advertising

The company that makes the product HEAD ON has Badvertising

by icwish June 29, 2009

JetBlue Balls

When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.

Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.

by icwish December 27, 2009

Corporate Backscratching

When corporations use their multiple media outlets to cross promote.

When Tom Cruise goes on Jay Leno to promote his new movie getting released by Universal Studios which is owned by the same company, GE, that owns NBC. That's Corporate Backscratching my friends!

by icwish June 17, 2009

Hairedity

The hair you get from your family.

Hopefully your hairedity will make you more like Lenny Kravitz and less like Jon Lovitz.

by icwish October 27, 2010