46 definitions by icwish

When you can text with both your left and right hand.
Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.
by icwish January 31, 2010
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Liz: "are you available to talk tonight?"

Ian: "yup"

Liz: "that's quite an apathetext"

Ian: "k"
by icwish January 26, 2010
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"Thanks for being so carcinogenerous! I'll write my nobituary some other time.
by icwish September 28, 2009
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Mike: "I got us front row tickets to the Fiddler on the Roof!"

Ian: "Challah!"
by icwish July 18, 2010
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When corporations use their multiple media outlets to cross promote.
When Tom Cruise goes on Jay Leno to promote his new movie getting released by Universal Studios which is owned by the same company, GE, that owns NBC. That's Corporate Backscratching my friends!
by icwish June 18, 2009
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The fat threshold you reach and never surpass.
"Hey Mark, I can eat whatever I want now, I've reached my fateau."
by icwish May 31, 2009
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Sara and Ian wanted to take it slow so they went out for a dayt instead of a date.
by icwish September 2, 2009
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