Definitions by TheTimD

Shit in Your Showroom

To really mess up someone's day. This might happen if, hypothetically, an elderly gentleman was unable to control his bowel movements while in a car dealership and had some poo drop out of his pants leg and onto the showroom floor. One would expect the resulting hypothetical poo to nauseate employees, run off customers and terrify small children.

Roy - "Dude, I hear Jitzina broke up with you?"
Jay - "Yeah man, it was totally unexpected."
Roy "What are you gonna do?"
Jay - "I don't know man, I'm totally bummed."
Roy - "Sorry, dude, sounds like she really shit in your showroom."

Shit in Your Showroom by TheTimD December 16, 2011

thugxury 

An item, event or place that rappers, thugs, gangstas, hood rats, etc. *think* is luxurious but in reality is very ghetto.

P-Lo: Yo, Dawg, that chain be bangin'!
D-Ice: Word homie, I got this cause I'm a balla'!
Phil: Oh yes, great chain, it's the epitome of thugxury.

thugxury by TheTimD March 11, 2011

forgainst 

Being in favor of being opposed to something.

MrC: What do you think of skinny jeans?
MrD: What?!? I'm totally forgainst them.

forgainst by TheTimD January 21, 2011

Ashident 

When you are smoking a great cigar with a long ash and it falls unexpectedly, making a mess on your clothes, car seat, chair or computer keyboard.

I was at a killer herf last week and had a 3" ash on my stogie until someone bumped my arm and caused an ashident all over my shirt. D'OH!

Ashident by TheTimD August 11, 2009

BOTL 

Brother of the Leaf. A friendly name for a fellow cigar smoker. Also SOTL, or Sister of the Leaf.

I had a great time herfing in Knoxville this weekend! It's always fun to hang out with amazing BOTL and SOTL.

BOTL by TheTimD May 4, 2009

SOTL 

Sister of the Leaf. A friendly name for a female cigar smoker, used by other cigar smokers. Also BOTL, or Brother of the Leaf.

It's always great to meet a new BOTL at a herf, but it's even cooler to meet a SOTL that loves great cigars.

SOTL by TheTimD May 4, 2009

herf 

A herf is a gathering of BOTL and SOTL to relax, unwind and smoke premium cigars. You won't find any drug store cigars at a herf!

A herf can be as simple as two BOTL getting together for a smoke after work or it can be a full blowout with music, food, games, etc.

The main theme of any herf is relaxation and camaraderie, everything else is secondary - even the cigars.

What a killer herf in Knoxville this weekend! Mike is a great BOTL and was an excellent host. You can't be a day with good friends BBQ'ing, smoking, drinking, playing poker and just hanging out.

herf by TheTimD May 4, 2009