Ashident 

When you are smoking a great cigar with a long ash and it falls unexpectedly, making a mess on your clothes, car seat, chair or computer keyboard.

I was at a killer herf last week and had a 3" ash on my stogie until someone bumped my arm and caused an ashident all over my shirt. D'OH!

Ashident by TheTimD August 11, 2009

Askident 

A question unwisely asked.

“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”

Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012

Assidentally 

When you do something accidentally with your ass.

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.

Assidentally by icwish April 28, 2010

assident 

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.

Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.

assident by The Dersk April 16, 2008

Assident 

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

Assident by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

Fat Assident 

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

Fat Assident by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

assidental 

an unwanted pregnancy resulting from anal intercourse

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.

assidental by jrbump August 31, 2009