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assidently 

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .
I must of assidently called you again.
assidently by adamthecat August 6, 2011
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accidently-on-purpose 

When you do something 'accidently' but it actually has intention
i.e. Joanna met this guy in the store so all of us are going to bump into him accidently-on-purpose

accidently 

1. How you would type accidentally quick, especially in texting.
2. A common spelling error of accidentally
I think I spelled accidentally spelled accidentally as accidently
accidently by Billiam Beaver June 9, 2017

Assidentally 

When you do something accidentally with your ass.
Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.
Assidentally by icwish April 28, 2010

assident 

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.
Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.
assident by The Dersk April 16, 2008

Assident 

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.
Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"
Assident by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

Fat Assident 

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.
There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.
Fat Assident by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019
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