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A herf is a gathering of BOTL and SOTL to relax, unwind and smoke premium cigars. You won't find any drug store cigars at a herf!

A herf can be as simple as two BOTL getting together for a smoke after work or it can be a full blowout with music, food, games, etc.

The main theme of any herf is relaxation and camaraderie, everything else is secondary - even the cigars.
What a killer herf in Knoxville this weekend! Mike is a great BOTL and was an excellent host. You can't be a day with good friends BBQ'ing, smoking, drinking, playing poker and just hanging out.
by TheTimD May 04, 2009
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Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
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Verb - To smoke a cigar, in a group of cigar smokers or alone.
Tonight i'm going to herf with the guys.

I herfed that cigar down to a nub
by Fulcrum November 15, 2003
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1. (verb): To make an awkward HTML error while typing online, particularly on a messageboard. (also: "herfed up")
2. (noun): An example of past herfing.

A herf is particularly shameful when it ruins an otherwise excellent zing. Usually a herf will result in the HTML code being displayed instead of the intended hyperlink or image. A particularly timely herf can turn the pwner into the pwned.

(etymology: from a common typo of "HREF," a vital piece of hyperlinking code.)
I had the perfect zing for username:peterbing but then I totally herfed up the picture of the donkey dildo!
by enderisnotmyrealname December 06, 2006
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We're going to get togather and herf some fine stogies.
by Ron Lawrence November 15, 2003
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The noise that fat people make through their mouth when taking a shit.
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that whole bag of mini chocolate-dipped Oreos, HERF!
by PoofterBoi May 15, 2018
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Someone who steals an attractive person from the general public.
Freida Pinto is a herf, because she steals Dev Patel from the general public.
by schlusselschwert September 06, 2009
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