Assident

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

by Ryan Cash November 14, 2007

Assident

An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.

On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.

by Slushgirl July 22, 2011

Assident

When you do something to piss someone off, then say it was an accident in fear of revenge.

*Purposely team kill in call of duty* Player 1:Im getting you back for that! Player 2:Sorry that was an accident (Really an assident)

by Chissie May 12, 2010

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 01, 2012

assident

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.

Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.

by The Dersk April 16, 2008

Assid

The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Curry,
Mexican Food,
Indian Food

These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.

by Mad Hatter Lee November 09, 2006

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren August 19, 2005