by pjmac January 16, 2005
Get the jungle cockmug. “I’m going phonecognito this weekend. I mean it.”
“Got it. Oh, but what if Winona calls? About the proposal. Can I email you at least?”
“Nope. Total phonecognito.”
“Geeeeeez. You really are serious. So you’re not even taking your phone?”
“Well, .. but not for work.”
“Got it. Oh, but what if Winona calls? About the proposal. Can I email you at least?”
“Nope. Total phonecognito.”
“Geeeeeez. You really are serious. So you’re not even taking your phone?”
“Well, .. but not for work.”
by PJMac August 21, 2012
Get the Phonecognitomug. Grandchildren, abbreviation for.
“So, how old are your grands now?”
“Five and seven. Ya, y' know they're pert’ near too grow'd up to hire out for chimney sweeps.”
“Tsk. Chawnel, that’s just terrible! You’re not serious.”
“Probly not.”
“Five and seven. Ya, y' know they're pert’ near too grow'd up to hire out for chimney sweeps.”
“Tsk. Chawnel, that’s just terrible! You’re not serious.”
“Probly not.”
by PJMac August 21, 2012
Get the Grandsmug. The altruistic art of lifting about half of the money from each of our wallets every year and spending it with prudence, enlightenment and efficiency.
40% of our fellow adults are gleefully satisfied with the benevolent outcomes of this arrangement. You know this because when it’s election day, they don’t vote.
40% of our fellow adults are gleefully satisfied with the benevolent outcomes of this arrangement. You know this because when it’s election day, they don’t vote.
“I’m not going to vote, I hate politics.”
“Really? That’s amazing, I thought you loved politics. When I reach over the table and grab one fry from your plate you throw a complete conniption. But every year when your politicians take, in total, more than half of your hard-earned money, you don’t vote to do a thing about it. So I think you secretly love having a bunch of rich, old white men take your money and do whatever they want with it, no matter how demeaning and controlling their laws are to your life and to the lives of the people you love. That's quite a fetish you've got going on there, I hadn’t realized you were such a political submissive.”
“Really? That’s amazing, I thought you loved politics. When I reach over the table and grab one fry from your plate you throw a complete conniption. But every year when your politicians take, in total, more than half of your hard-earned money, you don’t vote to do a thing about it. So I think you secretly love having a bunch of rich, old white men take your money and do whatever they want with it, no matter how demeaning and controlling their laws are to your life and to the lives of the people you love. That's quite a fetish you've got going on there, I hadn’t realized you were such a political submissive.”
by PJMac August 23, 2012
Get the Politicsmug. “That Madison of yours, isn't she quite the overworker. Looks like you’ve got yourself a real keener there.”
“You know what, here's the thing: I really can’t tell if she gets any more done than anyone else on that team. What I do know is I have to pay the cleaning staff overtime to not finish the washroom til she goes home. So annoying. When we cut down next month, she’s first to go.”
“You know what, here's the thing: I really can’t tell if she gets any more done than anyone else on that team. What I do know is I have to pay the cleaning staff overtime to not finish the washroom til she goes home. So annoying. When we cut down next month, she’s first to go.”
by PJMac August 21, 2012
Get the Overworkermug. “Ja’Ronla, if we don’t find an act today for the Rev's retirement party, someone’s going to lose their job, and it’s not going to be me. Bring me in one more juggler or one more ventriliquist and I’m going to puke. Surprise me, damn it. New!”
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“This is Ziralee, and this is Ashley. They are nipplegängers.”
“Doppelgängers? I'm not seeing it.”
“No, no. Not doppelgängers. Nipplegängers. Ladies?...”
...
“Well now, so you are. So you are.”
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...
“This is Ziralee, and this is Ashley. They are nipplegängers.”
“Doppelgängers? I'm not seeing it.”
“No, no. Not doppelgängers. Nipplegängers. Ladies?...”
...
“Well now, so you are. So you are.”
by PJMac September 07, 2012
Get the Nipplegängermug. I’m gonna book, guys, this is definitely a dead zone. Whoa, check it out, over by the door: e pluribus punim.
by PJMac August 01, 2012
Get the e pluribus punimmug.