What REAL men puff. That...and a pipe.

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

The only phallic shaped object you can put in your mouth and look even manlier.

The most badass thing you can put in your mouth.

A cigar is a bundle of tightly rolled dried and fermented tobacco. There are many different sizes and shapes, known as the "vitola". The most common shape is the "Corona", known also as a "Parejo".

object bill clinton used to penetrate monica lewinski. he later proceeded to smoke it.

Sometimes, only a cigar.