Alibiba 

The ability to proof that you were using the computer for online shopping only and not for e.g. downloading that weird type of porn or the schematics for a dirty bomb.

Luckily the browser history showed that I was only shopping around for combat gear and flame throwers and had nothing to do with the Russian schoolgirls search. A perfect alibiba.

Alibiba by celebrity_chef January 24, 2021

alibaba.com 

A website connecting entrepreneurs to suppliers and manufacturers that are mainly in China. Some people think it's a scam but they just forgot to do their due diligence on their supplier.

My friend needed a high profit margin on his ashtrays, so he went to alibaba.com to lower his manufacturing cost.

alibaba.com by Henry Rearden June 24, 2016

Alibaba 

To negotiate a deal under false pretense.

Usually by over stating intention of purchase quantity in order to secure a lower price on a small order.

"I Alibaba'd them and got a great deal."

Buyer: "What's the best price you can give me on 100,000 units?"
Seller: "On 100,000 we can do $2 a unit"
Buyer: "Great, I'll need 100 at that price as a sample"

Alibaba by FamousArtist November 13, 2019

Alibaba Graduate 

A recipient of the postgraduate computer science scholarship, offered by the Chinese tech Alibaba, which is notorious for condoning fake and pirated goods on its e-commerce site—one who could be recruited as a “rogue hacker” or cyber terrorist for the Chinese Communist Party.

As a recent Alibaba graduate from Singapore, Jack couldn’t turn down the million-dollar job offer to work for one of Alibaba’s security departments, where he’s unspokenly expected to hack foreign IT systems to steal intelligence information for China’s military.

Alibaba Graduate by MathPlus September 4, 2018

Alibaba..sama 

A mf that always hits and has the best mutuals

Goated mf alibaba..sama

Alibaba..sama by By Alibaba..sama February 19, 2021

alibaba fuck 

Usually a turban wielder, it is the soul ready to be sacrificed for the loins of Allah. Usually willing to do anything for ownership 71 virgins regardless of sex or size in another dimension or something. Any person named murillo

GADDAFFI hand up your butt, also that terrorist was totally an alibaba fuck

alibaba fuck by Kevinthejanitor January 24, 2015

alibabapoetry 

My name is Ali Baba,
I come from foreign lands,
I beat up on your mother,
And then I clap my hands!
(CLAP) (CLAP) (CLAP) (quickly)

i sang alibabapoetry to a girl I liked, and then she loved me, we got married, and had 10 children!

alibabapoetry by DrAikn'pane May 4, 2005