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Women: Where is China?
Man: Bitch its next to India.
by DJ Gaurav April 16, 2006
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Wayward province of the nation of Taiwan (also known as the Republic of China).
The nation of Taiwan has so many beautiful regions: the scenic East Coast, the beaches of Kenting, the rugged mountains and the province of China.
by Li Keqiang February 20, 2014
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1) A 5000 year old civilization in Asia, first flourished in the land between the Huang and Chang rivers.

2) An economic superpower in ancient and modern times. As of 2010, it is the world's 2nd largest economy.

3) The world's most populous state, as of 2010.

4) The 3rd nation in the history of mankind to send astronauts into orbit.

5) Another name for porcelain

6) A nation of one people divided by two regimes, the People's Republic of China, and the Republic of China.
Q: Why does the U.S. only recognizes Communist China, and not Taiwan, even though in popular media, most people are sympathetic to Taiwan's statehood?

A: Nixon thought it was a good idea back in the 70's.
by whateveryoucallit September 27, 2010
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Communists that somehow have all our money.
guy 1: let's go to war with china, first let's replace these made in china guns with made in america guns

guy 2: no can do everything is made in china

guy 1: wtf
by gimme the money May 14, 2017
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Da rand of rice. U get imprisoned into rice farming slavery. (And Iphones)
Welcome to da rice fields flower bridge! No escape from China.
by TheTrueMuscovy February 10, 2015
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The country that makes everything. In 2100 they will be making our air.
China in 2100: Buy our air or suffocate
Guy: Mr. President can we stop buying China's air they keep on threatening us with it
Mr. President: But it's so cheap though
by Mysterious Dust November 02, 2019
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