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Communists that somehow have all our money.
guy 1: let's go to war with china, first let's replace these made in china guns with made in america guns

guy 2: no can do everything is made in china

guy 1: wtf
by gimme the money May 14, 2017
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The sacred word
BING BING BING BING BING BONG CHINA
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by reee180 September 26, 2019
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Da rand of rice. U get imprisoned into rice farming slavery. (And Iphones)
Welcome to da rice fields flower bridge! No escape from China.
by TheTrueMuscovy February 10, 2015
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A country with a great and rich history and culture, but sadly also has a history of getting fucked. The Chinese were fucked by the ancient dynasties, by the Mongols, by the next few dynasties, by the British, and by the later-stage Qing. A great revolutionary named Sun Zhong Shan (Sun Yat-Sun) attempted to create democracy, but he also got fucked by his people and was forced to give up control to a man named Yuan Shikai, who continued fucking China for about a year before a man named Chiang Kai-Shek seized power and attempted to rebuild the country, but his government was too weak to make any reforms, and the corrupt elements of his government continued fucking the country. Then the Japanese invaded and fucked the country to new heights, before the cowardly Communists took advantage of the weakened government and seized the country, fucking the country more than it has even been fucked before (killing 45 million people at least, and sinking the entire country into poverty). The country appeared to be slowly liberalizing over the decades, especially with Deng's economic reform, but the current leader, Xi Jin Ping, has reverted most of that, from religious to personal liberty. They also fuck the poor people, leaving them to starve to death. The country is currently attempting to economically imperialize the world, and has already forced Sri Lanka and Kenya to give them ports and land.
"Hey, I heard China's economy is getting better."
"Sure it is, but they don't even have fucking food stamps. The only people the gov't cares about are themselves."
by LSMYTHE February 02, 2019
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A place that seemingly has an unlimited amount of people and has the cheapest labor on the market!
Don't you love taking advantage of China's population by mass-producing Fidget Sp- I mean Hand Spinners with as many poor ass Ching Chong men you can find?
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by Psycho12213 September 23, 2017
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Wayward province of the nation of Taiwan (also known as the Republic of China).
The nation of Taiwan has so many beautiful regions: the scenic East Coast, the beaches of Kenting, the rugged mountains and the province of China.
by Li Keqiang February 20, 2014
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The sacred word
BING BING BING BING BING BING BONG CHINA
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by reee180 September 26, 2019
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