Alibaba

To negotiate a deal under false pretense. Usually by over stating intention of purchase quantity in order to secure a lower price on a small order.
"I Alibaba'd them and got a great deal." Buyer: "What's the best price you can give me on 100,000 units?" Seller: "On 100,000 we can do $2 a unit" Buyer: "Great, I'll need 100 at that price as a sample"
by FamousArtist November 13, 2019
Get the Alibaba mug.

alibaba

An online company which sells bad ass penises to people which likes to such penises.
Man, alibaba is a great place to be. I wish I could work there one day.
by 666284 March 26, 2018
Get the alibaba mug.

Alibaba Graduate

A recipient of the postgraduate computer science scholarship, offered by the Chinese tech Alibaba, which is notorious for condoning fake and pirated goods on its e-commerce site—one who could be recruited as a “rogue hacker” or cyber terrorist for the Chinese Communist Party.
As a recent Alibaba graduate from Singapore, Jack couldn’t turn down the million-dollar job offer to work for one of Alibaba’s security departments, where he’s unspokenly expected to hack foreign IT systems to steal intelligence information for China’s military.
by MathPlus September 04, 2018
Get the Alibaba Graduate mug.

Alibaba..sama

A mf that always hits and has the best mutuals
by By Alibaba..sama February 19, 2021
Get the Alibaba..sama mug.

alibaba fuck

Usually a turban wielder, it is the soul ready to be sacrificed for the loins of Allah. Usually willing to do anything for ownership 71 virgins regardless of sex or size in another dimension or something. Any person named murillo
GADDAFFI hand up your butt, also that terrorist was totally an alibaba fuck
by Kevinthejanitor January 25, 2015
Get the alibaba fuck mug.

Alibaba

The Chinese wholesale e-commerce site where most consumer brands get their merchandise from. Also named after the multibillion dollar company that created the site.
Scummy businesses often buy cheap merchandise from Alibaba, slap their logo on them, and then solely rely on catchy marketing tactics and social media to hype their product up.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 29, 2024
Get the Alibaba mug.

Alibaba

The Chinese wholesale site where most consumer brands get their merchandise from. Also named after the multibillion dollar company that created the site.
Scummy businesses often buy cheap merchandise from Alibaba, slap their logo on them, and then solely rely on catchy marketing tactics and social media to hype their product up.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 04, 2023
Get the Alibaba mug.