celebrity_chef's definitions

Alibiba

The ability to proof that you were using the computer for online shopping only and not for e.g. downloading that weird type of porn or the schematics for a dirty bomb.

Luckily the browser history showed that I was only shopping around for combat gear and flame throwers and had nothing to do with the Russian schoolgirls search. A perfect alibiba.

by celebrity_chef January 24, 2021

cryptonite

Substance postulated by scientists to describe a new quality of altcoin prices plummeting, since lead proved to be an insufficient analogy.

Yesterday my pockets were full of digital cash. Over night it all turned to cryptonite. Better go for some crypternating.

by celebrity_chef June 5, 2018