Alaskah

Beautiful, talented,loyal person and a great leader and has awesome confidence

You are so beautiful just like alaskah

by Padnfbfjdidiw November 23, 2021

Alaskah

Alaskah is one of the most beautiful, loyal, kind and caring people you will ever meet! She is extremely creative and imaginative. A real world job would never suit her, she needs a career where her creative ideas can flourish. Photography, music, art - she’s great at it all! She is a true friend and will go to great lengths to ensure the happiness of those around her. She is sympathetic and sensitive to other’s feelings and would walk a mile to help a friend in need. Despite the fact that she will put in a lot of effort to care for others, she has a hard time accepting aid from others. She has trust issues and people take advantage of her good nature, but she is a one in a million. Plus she’s also super sexxxy!

Have you met Alaskah? She is so coool!!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Alaskan crab cake

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Alaskan Nut

When you chug a frozen beverage right before you cum thus giving you a simultaneous brain freeze at climax.

The girl at the shaved ice shop gave me a blowjob and I busted an Alaskan Nut.

by tried these??? July 5, 2017

Alaskan Firefly

When your girl is on her period, so you put a tampon inside the freezer and then stick it in her ass while fucking her.

"I put an Alaskan Firefly in her last night, pretty good shit."

by nuttery October 23, 2017