Alaska-Hot

When someone who is mediocre looking is perceived as hot due to the relative lack of attractive people around them

Person1: "Dude, I don't how Sarah Palin won a beauty contest, she's just OK looking"
Person2: "Yea well I guess she's Alaska-Hot

by GCP141 October 21, 2008

Alaskan Hot Pocket

The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom. At this point, the condom containing the feces is placed in a freezer, and is to remain there until the stool filled condom is frozen solid¹. Once completely filled AND frozen, the condom is inserted directly into the vaginal/anal cavity, wasting no time from the point of removal from the freezer, ensuring sheer "Alaskan" authenticity. At this point, the homemade sex toy can be left in the cavity, or inserted and removed continuously, as one would with a dildo. This may take quite some time to prepare indeed, so pre-planning is a must. However, there is nothing preventing the reuse of the "hot pocket."

¹The mean freezing point of human excrement is 14°F, -10°C, 263.2 K

The Night Before:
- Gertrude: I'm feeling saucy, Lionel. What do you say we go for another Hot Carl this evening?
- Lionel: Well Gertrude, that, in addition to a Dirty Gas Pump shall suffice for this evening, but I am midway through finishing that Alaskan Hot Pocket I informed you of over tea this afternoon.
- Gertrude: Ah, yes. I've been thinking about that since the moment you told of such. Tell me dear, when do you believe it will be completed?
- Lionel: I presume by early in the morrow.

Evening of Use:

- Lionel: Dear, are you well ready for that nice, frozen treat.
- Gertrude: Tally-ho! Let's get to work.

**After many sounds of faint moaning, groaning, and pain, both Lionel and Gertrude emerge from the dark corner of the third floor study, only to return the Alaskan Hot Pocket to the freezer.**

by Sir. Nigel Spalding, Esq., IV September 29, 2008

Alaskan Hot Pocket

1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.

Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket

Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009

Alaskan Hot Dog

When a girl uses a hot dog or any food shaped like a shlong as a dildo and then grills it and serves it on a bun to an unsuspecting person.

Peter: Gosh Linda this hot dog sure is good! Where did you get it from?

Linda: Its an Alaskan Hot dog, My vagina beotchhhh

Peter: what?

Linda: .....Oh just Publix

by Patty cakesss March 13, 2011

alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it

gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket

by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010

alaskan hot chocolate

A variation of the Alaskan Pipeline, but instead of solid shit, you use diarrhea.

Hey man, we did the alaskan hot chocolate last night. She absolutely loved it!

by john00 January 18, 2018

hot alaskan fire breathing karl

The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.

Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"

Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"

Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"

by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009