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Socks
Socks by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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socks
When worn for 3 or more days in a row, socks can become completely toxic and must be disposed of in a university lab facility.
socks
socks by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005
socks
something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it.
Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.
Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.
Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it.
Dude, wool socks are bad news.
Dude, wool socks are bad news.
socks by Slick Willie May 28, 2003
[socks]
To get an excuse from a girl who does not want to hang out with you that is probably not true. This comes from the often excuse of "I have to do laundry" instead of watch a movie at your apartment.
I called that girl from the bar to see if she wanted to come out tonight but she gave me socks.
Did you ask her out?
Yeah.
And..?
She gave me socks.
Did you ask her out?
Yeah.
And..?
She gave me socks.
[socks] by Alden Crissey February 3, 2009
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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