Socks

Things you use for protection when you don’t have any condoms.

Man I love my Socks!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Socks

1. The name for a man's unmentionables (synonyms: balls, penis)
2. The things that go on your feet that you can NEVER find the match to (synonyms: foot covers, foot tubes)

I couldn't find my other blue socks.

by slangtalker November 2, 2010

Socks

One of the most powerful objects in existence. While some may think of this as a mere object, it is far more than that. It's power holds infinite potential and is far stronger than the n word pass. Don't take it lightly

Guy 1: No homo but i want to have sex with you
Guy 2: Bruh, that's hella gay

Guy 1: It's not gay. I'm wearing Socks

Guy 2: Oh ok. As long as you wear socks it ain't gay

by Genitaliadestroyer6969 June 20, 2019

Socks

Being parred off.

Originated: Parred -> Paired (Peared) -> Paired like socks -> socks

Girl: You have a tiny cock man wtf
Guy: ffs thats socks!

by Ed and Kieran November 9, 2012

Socks

Usually white or black colored garments that go on your feet.

Those are ugly designed socks.

by Da Hoodsta Balla August 26, 2005

Socks

A tool used to keep from doing anything gay

Aye bro we can cuddle only if you got the socks on tho

by Jeffrey eeeee August 17, 2020

Socks

Are you really looking up socks?

Come on bro you know what socks are

by Bonita215 May 21, 2019