Pickle

It’s not exactly a cucumber but you can still stick it up your ass!
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Fonda Fair

The place in Fonda, Ny where incest-born rednecks gather around and watch ripoff NASCAR tournaments and pig slaughtering. The rides barely function, the ride operators are nothing but drug addicts, and you have it pay $5 to use the restroom. Oh and the food will give you explosive diarrhea for days.
c’MoN y’ALL lEtS gO tO tHe Fonda Fair. hEr heR dErRRrrrrRrrrrRrrrrr
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Stone Arabia, Ny

The only seemingly normal town located near canajoharie. There isn’t much to do other than helping the Amish clean up cow poop and barbecue maggot infested roadkill.
Stone Arabia, Ny is paradise compared to canajoharie.
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Mohawk River

A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.
I am going swimming in the Mohawk River and no one can stop me!!! NO ONE!!!!!
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Canajoharie Middle School

Puberty galore. It is another place where kids dream’s go to die as well as faith in humanity. The sixth graders look like Christmas elves on crack, the seventh graders are all weebs and furries, and the eighth graders think every teacher is hot. And yes, the teachers like to “lose” assignments

so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…
We should really enroll our kids into Canajoharie Middle School.
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Hannaford

Man, Hannaford got some good donuts!
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Socks

Things you use for protection when you don’t have any condoms.
Man I love my Socks!
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