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Fonda Fair

The place in Fonda, Ny where incest-born rednecks gather around and watch ripoff NASCAR tournaments and pig slaughtering. The rides barely function, the ride operators are nothing but drug addicts, and you have it pay $5 to use the restroom. Oh and the food will give you explosive diarrhea for days.
c’MoN y’ALL lEtS gO tO tHe Fonda Fair. hEr heR dErRRrrrrRrrrrRrrrrr
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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Mohawk River

A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.
I am going swimming in the Mohawk River and no one can stop me!!! NO ONE!!!!!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 15, 2021
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Pickle

It’s not exactly a cucumber but you can still stick it up your ass!
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Cherry Valley, Ny

The name of this village is misleading. There are no actual cherries in Cherry Valley. If there are, it is usually the inedible kinds or laced with cheap drugs. Oh and it does not actually exist. You are probably high from the cherries right now if your reading this.
Cherry Valley, Ny, serving drug laced cherries since 1988!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021
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Stone Arabia, Ny

The only seemingly normal town located near canajoharie. There isn’t much to do other than helping the Amish clean up cow poop and barbecue maggot infested roadkill.
Stone Arabia, Ny is paradise compared to canajoharie.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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Fultonville, Ny

Fonda’s long lost family member. It’s practically just a road with a few musty-ass houses.
Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.
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Oppenheim, Ny

A village with a very weird name. Most likely a cult but we’ll never know due to the fact residents there partake in the annual Cousin-Dick Sucking Competition that takes place once a year and Up The Ass Day, where you can stick just about anything up there.
Oppenheim, Ny sounds like a nice place to live!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 14, 2021
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