socks

things that go on your feet and should not be used otherwise.

my socks keep my FEET warm

by leah December 2, 2003

Socks

Things you use for protection when you don’t have any condoms.

Man I love my Socks!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

socks

Something nobody can ever find

Hey dude, did you take my socks? I cant find them.

-Nah dude, you probably left them at Anna's house.

what?

-Yeah dude, remember last night when you....

by cawos April 7, 2008

socks

garments that go on your feet inside shoes, preferably not when wearing open-toed sandals.

When worn for 3 or more days in a row, socks can become completely toxic and must be disposed of in a university lab facility.

by bleeeyuh December 5, 2004

socks

condoms for your feet

honestly... what other purpose do they serve?

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

socks

something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it.

Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.

Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it.

Dude, wool socks are bad news.

by Slick Willie May 28, 2003

[socks]

To get an excuse from a girl who does not want to hang out with you that is probably not true. This comes from the often excuse of "I have to do laundry" instead of watch a movie at your apartment.

I called that girl from the bar to see if she wanted to come out tonight but she gave me socks.

Did you ask her out?
Yeah.
And..?
She gave me socks.

by Alden Crissey February 3, 2009