leah's definitions

video games

An escape from life, like (see weed). When you get back, the problems of life hit you in the face like a brick.

mother: why are you on those games so much?
son: Everything else sucks.

by leah March 29, 2005

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 19, 2003

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by Leah February 21, 2003

goo

the stuff that comes out of women when they come.

i had goo all over my undies when i saw him.

by Leah May 17, 2004

zelda

a name some crazy person once called me because he thought i looked like zelda from the legoned of zelda

hey zelda! whats up?

by leah April 11, 2005

roll that way

A manner of conducting business.

Yodawg, Why you be frontin? We just don't roll that way.

by Leah April 5, 2005

broken condom

STD's

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.

by Leah September 2, 2003