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*you’re 

The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.
Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)
*you’re by Ronald k chump November 17, 2018
"You're" is the strongest argument winner. If you correct your opponents your to you're, you have automatically won the argument (unspoken law for human conversation).

Some argue that the "they're" correction is stronger, however, anyone who believes this is disillusioned and an uncivilized swine.
Idiot - Your so stupid.
Smart Fellow - Excuse me, I believe the correct grammar for that statement is "You're so stupid."
you're by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017

you’re 

This is the word to end an argument. “You’re” is used when you want to ruin someone’s day, career, and even life. One misspell can cause them to be homeless.
Guy 1: “Dude your such a pussy
Guy 2: “hm”
Guy 1: “What’s the deal? Your weird”
Guy 2: “you’re*”
Guy 1 stares at his phone blankly, realizing his life is now effectively useless
you’re by cracked :) March 20, 2021
Short for "you are". Many dumbfucks don't know the difference between "you're" and "your" and tend to interchange it. Pointing out this mistake is used as a pathetic comeback in an argument on the internet.
*An argument is going between two Redditards*
Redditard 1: Your so bad lololol
Redditard 2: *You're
*Redditard 2 gets instantly downvoted to oblivion*
You're by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic February 1, 2021
How idiots spell the possessive adjective "your" when they think they have mastered not to misuse it.
Lelo: What's you're e-mail address?
Boba: What's I'm e-mail address??
Lelo: No, what's you're e-mail address?
you're by Johans February 14, 2008
A contraction of "you are" that a painfully large group of dumbasses mistake for "your".
Guy 1: Your a total idiot!

Guy 2: It's "You're", dumbfuck.

Guy 1: no it's not! It's clearly spelled "your"! idiot!

Guy 2: Your irony is delicious!
You're by Mister Cookie September 20, 2012
When you, a Rick and Morty viewer come across a CHILD on the internet who can't use a proper pronouns in any of his/her sentences, so you have to correct the IMBECILE and teach them the ways of proper grammar. What fools.
MinecraftGamer2007: Shut up noob your not even good at mine craft what a dumb ass

Pickle Rick: You're*
you're* by MillionZ December 18, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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