The only phrase in the english language that has no correct response other than changing the subject entirely.
you: Thanks for the cheeseburger.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: I......yeah, so.....um, I'll...... yes.

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you: Thanks for forgiving me about the whole "pizza" thing.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: So that was some pretty fine bowling, wasn't it? I mean those guys are professionals.
by Manamanah March 29, 2009
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Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.

For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you
(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004
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A polite way to to respond to thanks. Implies that the other person is welcome to ask for any other favors. Synonymous with no problem.
Howard: Thanks for washing the dog, Pete.

Pete: You're welcome.
by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005
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A phrase used by Maui in his song "You're Welcome".
Can be sung at the top of lungs to annoy the shit out of people.
Person 1: Hey dude, thanks for helping me get that date!
Person 2: YOU'RE WELCOME! I'M JUST AN ORDINARY DEMIGUY!
Person 1: Shut up or I will shove your ass down your throat.
by Bobby billy fubbernuck March 11, 2018
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When a grammar nazi corrects your use of your welcome. You know who you're.
You're a gramma nazi. Yes that's gramma without a R. Your welcome.

You're welcome had to be used in the example box. Screw you urban dictionary.

#gramma nazi
by Gramma nazi June 05, 2015
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n. the unsolicited response, to the thanks which was never given, given upon completion of a wholly one-sided sexual act benefiting only the speaker.

v. to afford the other party with the opportunity to fellate you, free of the unfortunate encumbrance of reciprocity, feeling, or any other contact other than that between mouth and penis.
n.
SomeGuy: (finishes fellatio)
Mortimore Goth: (recipient of fellatio) "You're welcome."

v.
"I 'you're welcomed' a Pakistani barista with shingles and a retired cab-driver this weekend."
by Mortimore Goth December 21, 2009
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The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.
ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.

MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.
by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017
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