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by josh'sbully January 22, 2018
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Since you wrote this, you are probably part of one of these categories:

1. You are retarded.
2. You have a lack of brain cells.
3. You are an illegal immigrant.
Dumb Fuck - You're mom is so fat that people yell Godzilla at her daily !!1
Fumb Duck - Learn English. Just do it.
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by Kryptick July 30, 2016
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literally an insult misspelled by noobs (your mom)

Person1: that guy doesnt know english
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