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Possibly the richest nigger ever.

A more fitting name would be Nigrah
by Mister Cookie October 28, 2012
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A male fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Also a failed spelling of "Brony".

A Brony refers to ONE Brony.
Bronies refers to TWO or MORE Bronies.
Bronie refers to someone who can't utilize proper spelling.
If anyone starts worshiping or bitching about bronies, and they say "bronie" referring to one brony, don't listen to them. They clearly haven't done enough research and will most likely fuck up whatever they're trying to prove.
by Mister Cookie November 05, 2012
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A male fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They are mostly in the ages of 13-30, and enjoy the show, the fan art, the fanbase, ect. Tough, there is a lot of bullshit going on. The brony thing has only been around ever since October 10th 2010 (the day MLP FiM first aired), and it has become one of, or the, biggest fandom ever. There is a shit-ton of hate towards bronies. And not just people behind their computers. No, people behind their computers, except they dedicate their lives to it. There are Tumblr accounts, Youtube pages, Small websites, and other sources of Internet crap, that update almost EVERY day about how "gay" ALL bronies are. When in reality, most bronies are heterosexuals that just enjoy a show. I'm not in anyway a brony, nor do I hate bronies. But I'm starting to see posts that don't have anything to do with bronies, saying all kinds of stupid bullshit lies. There are a fuck-ton of pony posts on non-pony things too, but at least THOSE posts aren't death threats to innocent people that just watch television like EVERYONE READING THIS THING. The pony posts are easy to ignore anyway. I have met a lot a bronies though, whether it was online, or in person, I have spoken to them for countless hours too, and all of them (besides the ones of 4chan, obviously) were all nice, loving people. And those bronies go to BroNYcon in New York. Yes, it's THAT popular. And those bronies just talk about the show. They don't go around fucking horses.
While I am defending bronies, they are pretty fucked up, though. No offense. But it still seems strange, even to me. And I've been talking to them for over a year. Only like 5% masturbate to pony porn, but who the Hell doesn't use the Internet for porn anyway? There are some bronies that just take it too far, like carrying around the plastic toys in public. Wearing the shirts is fine, but fur-suites are... Yeah. Anyway, like I said before, they go to cons and stuff. Which means THEY GO OUTSIDE. And the anti-bronies mimic the bronies. In such: The bronies spend a lot of their time doing pony stuff, spreading love and crap, so the anti-bronies do the same, but with hatred instead of love. Which means if the bronies draw art of the ponies having fun, the anti-bronies draw art of the ponies getting mutilated which is just fucking gross. And the worst thing is the bronies go outside and draw stuff like murals when they are allowed to, so the anti-bronies deface said murals and vandalise all kinds of pony-stuff. And this is real life I'm talking about. All the work put into some awesome drawing and it gets illegally destroyed. All just because someone likes something someone else doesn't. Disgraceful. So I'm just gonna put this short: Bronies are annoying sometimes, and they can be creeps, but I'd rather spend my whole life being a douche-brony than be around the fucktard anti-bronies. There are nice anti-bronies too, though.
by Mister Cookie November 05, 2012
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Guy: "Siri, from now on, call me "Reject Shit Head"."
Siri: "Okay. From now on, I'll call you "Reject 9gag Head". Is that what you wanted?"
by Mister Cookie September 20, 2012
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From Wikipedia:

Bloop or The Bloop is a mysterious ultra-low and extremely powerful underwater frequency detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown.

The sound, traced to somewhere around 50° S 100° W (a remote point in the south Pacific Ocean west of the southern tip of South America), was detected several times by the Equatorial Pacific Ocean autonomous hydrophone array. This system was developed as an autonomous array of hydrophones that could be deployed in any oceanographic region to monitor specific phenomena. It is primarily used to monitor undersea seismicity, ice noise, and marine mammal population and migration. This is a stand alone system designed and built by NOAA's Pacific Marine Environmental Laboratory (PMEL) to augment the U.S. Navy SOund SUrveillance System (SOSUS), equipment originally designed to detect Soviet submarines.
TL;DR: The Bloop is a shit-pants sound coming from the bottom of the fucking ocean. The sound went across the entire South Pacific and was picked up by underwater recorders placed pretty much all around the ocean. To make matters even creepier, it is louder than any underwater creature ever recorded. Multiple sounds were recorded around the same year which were dubbed Whistle, Train, Slow Down, Julia, and Upsweep.

And yet another thing that makes Bloop even fucking scarier is the fact that the sounds were at a special frequency that shows that these were in-fact made by living things at the very bottom of the ocean. And in the H.P. Lovecraft (the guy that wrote about things like Shoggoth, Cthuluhu, and others) books, it states that the place where Cthuluhu sleeps is located almost exactly where The Bloop was traced. What the unholy fuck. Not to mention Lovecraft died 60 years before these sounds were ever recorded.

I played The Bloop when my cat was in the room and my cat went fucking apeshit. I'm not kidding.
by Mister Cookie October 29, 2012
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We wants it, we needs it.
We must have the precious ring.
They stole it from us.
Sneaky little editorses.
Wicked, tricksy, false!
by Mister Cookie October 29, 2012
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Now, there are two ways to deal with a brony (a male fan of My Little Pony). You could either say "lol Internet" ignore the bronies, and call it a day, or you could take the more comical route. This definition covers the latter.

Before butthurt ensues, there is a big difference between someone who dislikes bronies, and being an anti brony.

Anti bronies will specifically go out of their way to spew whatever they can against bronies to the point of making their own anti brony Facebook pages, YouTube channels, (I shit you not) anti brony Call of Duty threads, and whatever they can get their grubby little hands on.

They are typically found in the ages between 10-30 (mostly 13, go figure) and, like some bronies, are the most annoying things you can find on the Internet.
Not only will they spam anything pony-related, but they make their own (albeit shitty) anti brony rap songs, anti brony Minecraft servers, even break the fucking law to deface pony murals, and so on.

Anything that a brony might do that annoys you, anti bronies have sure covered it, except it's a thousand times more annoying because, well, at least bronies enjoy themselves when they do pony-stuff, they don't watch My Little Pony to write bios with (LITERALLY) over 9,000 characters in text why the show sucks.

And if you still don't believe me, go on YouTube and search "mlp sucks". The first video is a chubby 10-year-old in his basement whining in front of a camera. And the rest of the anti bronies are afraid to show themselves (lol).

And this is coming from somebody who isn't a brony anymore.
by Mister Cookie February 16, 2013
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