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A contraction of "you are" that a painfully large group of dumbasses mistake for "your".
Guy 1: Your a total idiot!

Guy 2: It's "You're", dumbfuck.

Guy 1: no it's not! It's clearly spelled "your"! idiot!

Guy 2: Your irony is delicious!
by Mister Cookie September 20, 2012
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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How idiots spell the possessive adjective "your" when they think they have mastered not to misuse it.
Lelo: What's you're e-mail address?
Boba: What's I'm e-mail address??
Lelo: No, what's you're e-mail address?
by Johans February 14, 2008
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"You're" is the strongest argument winner. If you correct your opponents your to you're, you have automatically won the argument (unspoken law for human conversation).

Some argue that the "they're" correction is stronger, however, anyone who believes this is disillusioned and an uncivilized swine.
Idiot - Your so stupid.
Smart Fellow - Excuse me, I believe the correct grammar for that statement is "You're so stupid."
by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017
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A word that I wish people would actually use when they're supposed to.
<C> Your dumb!
<JB> It's "you're". Idiot.
by Jagfire June 20, 2003
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1) used interchangeably to mean either "your" or "you're" by illiterate cretins who can't tell the difference between the two
2) used to mean "you're" by people too lazy to hit the apostrophe key; slightly less reprehensible than the above
1) "youre such a stupid youre stupid falls out of youre stupid." "Ah, the irony."
2) "youre still here right?" "Yes, my apathy-stricken acquaintance."
by anon June 30, 2004
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What retards think "your" is spelled, but they're too thick to get it through their skulls.
by Green Lex Luthor October 27, 2009
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