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you'ren't 

a double contraction, using both the contractions of 'you are' and 'are not' in a single application
You'ren't going to do that, are you?
you'ren't by K. Schaaf November 11, 2003
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You'ren't 

Short for "You are not"

Didn't know if I should use "You aren't" or "You're not", so I combined them
You'ren't going to get away from me this time.
You'ren't by Trent December 8, 2004

You'ren't 

The first double contraction. Short for you are not, you aren't, you're not.
You'ren't able to lick your own elbow.
You'ren't by Zear August 9, 2018

you'ren't 

Not a real word since it sounds exactly the same as "you aren't".
You aren't going to do that are you?
you'ren't by Brandon November 13, 2003

You’ren’t 

The contraction of “you are not”.
You’ren’t actually gonna enter this into urban dictionary are you??
You’ren’t by MiniRoweBoat February 17, 2021

Youren't 

A word to use when disagreeing which somebody but you are too lazy to type the full words.
Youren't by Stainless_Steel_Toaster November 15, 2020

You're not allowed to rent here! 

Originated from Clerks. Randall yells this at a customer who has already yelled at him and stormed out of the store.

Should be followed by an emphatic "Yeahhhhhhhh!" as was done by Jay in the movie.

This should be used as a non-sequitur to annoy someone who is already frustrated or cause more confusion to a situation.
Mom: These kids are driving me crazy and I can't find my keys and I'm running late....

You: You're not allowed to rent here!
Friend: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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