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you’re 

This is the word to end an argument. “You’re” is used when you want to ruin someone’s day, career, and even life. One misspell can cause them to be homeless.
Guy 1: “Dude your such a pussy”
Guy 2: “hm”
Guy 1: “What’s the deal? Your weird”
Guy 2: “you’re*”
Guy 1 stares at his phone blankly, realizing his life is now effectively useless
you’re by cracked :) March 20, 2021
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You’re 

You’re by nate0987650 January 22, 2019
"You're" is the strongest argument winner. If you correct your opponents your to you're, you have automatically won the argument (unspoken law for human conversation).

Some argue that the "they're" correction is stronger, however, anyone who believes this is disillusioned and an uncivilized swine.
Idiot - Your so stupid.
Smart Fellow - Excuse me, I believe the correct grammar for that statement is "You're so stupid."
you're by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017
Short for "you are". Many dumbfucks don't know the difference between "you're" and "your" and tend to interchange it. Pointing out this mistake is used as a pathetic comeback in an argument on the internet.
*An argument is going between two Redditards*
Redditard 1: Your so bad lololol
Redditard 2: *You're
*Redditard 2 gets instantly downvoted to oblivion*
You're by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic February 1, 2021
How idiots spell the possessive adjective "your" when they think they have mastered not to misuse it.
Lelo: What's you're e-mail address?
Boba: What's I'm e-mail address??
Lelo: No, what's you're e-mail address?
you're by Johans February 14, 2008
A contraction of "you are" that a painfully large group of dumbasses mistake for "your".
Guy 1: Your a total idiot!

Guy 2: It's "You're", dumbfuck.

Guy 1: no it's not! It's clearly spelled "your"! idiot!

Guy 2: Your irony is delicious!
You're by Mister Cookie September 20, 2012
When you, a Rick and Morty viewer come across a CHILD on the internet who can't use a proper pronouns in any of his/her sentences, so you have to correct the IMBECILE and teach them the ways of proper grammar. What fools.
MinecraftGamer2007: Shut up noob your not even good at mine craft what a dumb ass

Pickle Rick: You're*
you're* by MillionZ December 18, 2017
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