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*barfs*

To look at something, and tell someone how gross it is by telling them you just threw up.
John: DUDE! I just looked at my mom 30 years ago naked! *barfs*

Greg: *barfs*
by jdouglas8 May 26, 2008
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snot barf

Intentionally puking snot through one nasal passage.
Jamal: "WHOA - check outs da mess Cleveland snot barfed on da flow."
Dixon: "Sheet man - dats nasty".
by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018
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BARFO

This stands for Big Ape Research Fraud Opportunities which may lead to lucrative books, lectures and TV shows.
I'm just watching a BARFO show where people call themselves scientists and scream like animals and beat on trees.
by I, Wreckerrr May 26, 2020
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lemon bars

The official snack treat of bisexuality.
He's definitely bi, look at how many lemon bars he has
by Aphra July 9, 2018
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chicago bars

This term describes the 'all-the-way-forward' handlebar position most commonly seen on BMX bikes in urban areas of the United States.

Rather than having the handlebars in a vertical position (as the more practical BMX riders tend to do), the individual who chooses the 'chicago' position instead prefers to lay his or her handlebars all the way forward in an attempt to do any or all of the following things:

1. Allow more knee room on a bike which is far too short for them, possibly because they are a 7-foot tall, 52 year old alcoholic who is riding their grandchild's Wal-Mart bike to the beer store at dawn on a Monday

2. Look 'cool' on an overly small bicycle, which is near-impossible, especially when the rider is visibly frustrated by this situation, and having apparent difficulty controlling said bike.

3. Create the illusion of having a 'low rider' bike, but without making any actual low rider modifications.

All chicago bars ever did was make BMX bikes harder to ride, and cause an untold number of unnecessary faceplants in the ghetto, and under certain circumstances, they may even alert the police to possible cracktivities in the area, due to the obvious fucktardation on the part of these clueless bike riders.
Hahaha! Did you see that guy with his bars almost rubbing the front tire? WTF?

Yes I did; that's because we're in the hood. Now stop sweating that chump's chicago bars and tell that baby on the corner to stop selling weed.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 22, 2010
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glass bars

Social determinants that have created and maintained a disproportionate bias against males in the justice system that prevents them from having equal treatment and opportunity in society.
The father is a better parent that the mother, but custody of their child, upon separation, is given to the mother because of the glass bars.

Frank and Jane are coaccused in a crime. Jane is offered a plea bargain if she testifies against Frank, but Frank is not given that option because of the glass bars.
by Lagoona December 18, 2011
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snot barf

Intentionally spewing clogged snot through one nostril.
Nick: "Yuoh dude - Didja just blow a wad of boogers onta da flo?"
Sly: "Yeh ... I hadta clear my snoz by makin a snot barf."
by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018
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