wad

1. a blob of semen

2. a roll of currency

Just clean up that wad on the couch before it seeps in.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2012

wad

Wad(n.)1: A data file for id Software's incredibly popular 'Doom' series of games first released in 1993. The term ".Wad" is short for "Where's all the data?" They can be used to distribute user created content as well and thus spawned the videogame modding phenomenon. As of 2006 there are thousands of user created .wads avalible for download.

Person1: "Hey, did you check out that new .wad for doom 2?"
Person2: "Yeah it was a pretty sweet deathmatch map!"
Person1: "Doom forever!"

by Tom Napodano September 7, 2008

wad

an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to as semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.

"Man, I just blew my wad in my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin awesome"

by Daren January 6, 2004

wad

large sum of money one owns.

The boy had a wad in his wallet.

by edkdjsj April 17, 2003

wad

An amount (generally one ejaculation) of male semen.

I just shot a wad in the shower.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

wad

Suffix used in building offensive terms for groups of people. Generally conveys more emphasis than the root word alone.

Geekwad, dorkwad, gaywad, etc.

by Luckdragon October 31, 2004

wad

white milky ejaculate fired from the penis, usually down a womans throat

she sucked me until i blew a huge steamy wad in her mouth .... bitch swallowed every drop :)

by juice November 3, 2002