This is a person who is so vehemently in denial about Barry Bond's use of Enhancement drugs, that hed beat the crap out of someone for saying that he does. Likewise, he idolizes this person so much, he might even jump into bed and bend over for Ole Barry.
Person A: "Going out for a few the night mate?"
Person B: "Nah fuck that, I've got the Barry White's"
Person A: "Shitter!"
Person B: "Aye! Been there most of the day, my arsehole is red raw"