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When a male has to pee really bad and as he walks into a bathroom to pee he can't make himself pee because of pressure from other people in the bathroom.
Lloyd Banks: So ya feel better now 50?

50 Cent: Nah man I got clogged! Imma need some privacy.

Lloyd Banks: Dang it! Then go behind a bush!

50 Cent: Ok...
Clogged by rapper97 June 30, 2011
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Full of cum, cum dumped
Haha that’s ok I expect the character to be thoroughly clogged
Clogged by TR077 December 24, 2022
When you’re clogged it’s like you’re out of words to say something and you’re in shock and can’t speak from how clogged you’re
You’re so clogged you can barley speak
Clogged by IOhLongJohnson January 20, 2023
When you’re clogged it’s like you’re out of words to say something and you’re in shock and can’t speak from how clogged you are sorta like you’re in discomfort and everyone around you can feel those same vibes it’s just clogged
Jeremy - “Chief was it clogged at the wedding?”

Chief - It was very clogged at first until later on

Jeremy - sounds clogged
Clogged by IOhLongJohnson October 8, 2023

Clogged Toilet 

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.
Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!
Clogged Toilet by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

Clogged dump 

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.
After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.
Clogged dump by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012

clogged up 

a vagina with a penis inside it.
Aah it felt bhum when I was clogged up.

You should have seen the face she was making when she was clogged up.
clogged up by skeenster April 14, 2010
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