ivy rash

The skin irritation one gets )who never attended college or went to a community college) listening to Ivy League pretension.

Jamal:"Hey nigga - wats which ya bullshit talkin? Use givin' me an ivy rash!".

by Mr.Tissue February 05, 2018

up on the screen

Where mental images one puts while masterbating

Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 08, 2018

up on the screen

Pictorial fantasies one has when masterbating.

Cliff: " Did you catch a glimpse of that chick in advanced Chen?"
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 08, 2018

back to front

The way a chick wipes her tush after taking a dump.

Karen: "My gyna's nasty. Must be I'm wiping back to front".

by Mr.Tissue February 02, 2018

bald snatch

A completely shaved adult pubis

Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".

by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018

blew a louie

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth

"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".

by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

wiping back to front

The way chicks wipe their ass after taking a dump

Rhonda: " Whew - I tink Yvonne' s pussy's BAD! She wiping back to front".

by Mr.Tissue February 02, 2018