bald snatch

A completely shaved adult pubis
Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".
by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018
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Eating hot spicy food and its resultant post digestive evacuation
Sal: " I just had a hot peppers and saseech sub fer lunch.
Guido:" YEH ! Dat shit BOINS GOIN' DOWN AND BOINS GOIN' OUT!!!!!
by Mr.Tissue February 01, 2018
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5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.
"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".
by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018
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wiping back to front

The way chicks wipe their ass after taking a dump
Rhonda: " Whew - I tink Yvonne' s pussy's BAD! She wiping back to front".
by Mr.Tissue February 02, 2018
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blew a louie

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth
"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".
by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018
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gyna jelly

Bart: " Hey, wanna smell my finger? I gots me some gyna jelly".
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back to front

The way a chick wipes her tush after taking a dump.
Karen: "My gyna's nasty. Must be I'm wiping back to front".
by Mr.Tissue February 02, 2018
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