Definitions by Mr.Tissue

wiping back to front 

The way chicks wipe their ass after taking a dump

Rhonda: " Whew - I tink Yvonne' s pussy's BAD! She wiping back to front".

wiping back to front by Mr.Tissue May 4, 2018

back to front 

The way a chick wipes her tush after taking a dump.

Karen: "My gyna's nasty. Must be I'm wiping back to front".

back to front by Mr.Tissue May 4, 2018

snot barf 

Nasal puke. The forced ejection of nasal mucous and associated detritus from one nostril.

Joe: "Man, dija see dat guy blow a wad of snot outa his friken nose?"

Willy: " Yeh - dat ma dida snot barf."

snot barf by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018

snot barf 

The forced puking of a nostril clogged with mucous encrusted boogers.

Sly: "Dija see dat guy snot barf onta da flo?"
Kareem: "Shit bro- dats nasty".

snot barf by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018

bald snatch 

A completely shaved adult pubis

Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".

bald snatch by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018

up on the screen 

Pictorial fantasies one has when masterbating.

Cliff: " Did you catch a glimpse of that chick in advanced Chen?"
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".

up on the screen by Mr.Tissue February 10, 2018

up on the screen 

Where mental images one puts while masterbating

Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".

up on the screen by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018