ivy rash

The skin irritation one gets )who never attended college or went to a community college) listening to Ivy League pretension.

Jamal:"Hey nigga - wats which ya bullshit talkin? Use givin' me an ivy rash!".

by Mr.Tissue February 05, 2018

gyna jelly

Vaginal mucous

Bart: " Hey, wanna smell my finger? I gots me some gyna jelly".

by Mr.Tissue February 02, 2018

snot barf

Intentionally spewing clogged snot through one nostril.

Nick: "Yuoh dude - Didja just blow a wad of boogers onta da flo?"
Sly: "Yeh ... I hadta clear my snoz by makin a snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

up on the screen

Where mental images one puts while masterbating

Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 08, 2018

snot barf

The forced puking of a nostril clogged with mucous encrusted boogers.

Sly: "Dija see dat guy snot barf onta da flo?"
Kareem: "Shit bro- dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue May 03, 2018

back to front

The way a chick wipes her tush after taking a dump.

Karen: "My gyna's nasty. Must be I'm wiping back to front".

by Mr.Tissue May 04, 2018

bald snatch

A completely shaved adult pubis

Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".

by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018