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Hatester 

someone who sucks and cant ever say anything positive ever. an angry hipster, and product of self loathing that ensued after years and years hating.

any average hipster coming down off a night of cocaine use and the beers all gone and its too late to buy more.
i made this hatester some breakfast once, including omelet with cheese potatoes and bacon, english muffins and fruit.
Hatester by civilian601 June 21, 2012
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hatester 

Like a hipster, except a hatester "hated" something before it was popular to hate that particular product or service. A hatester refuses to see any value in a product or service that has good qualities because of real or perceived flaws which are typically minor in overall scope.
"As a hatester, I hate Mass Effect 2 since its story is non-existent except for the parts that flesh out the characters and the universe in a way that enriches the experience of the franchise. It's now popular to hate on Bioware, so I'm going to say that Mass Effect 2 isn't worth playing at all despite its universal praise when the game came out and its numerous Game of the Year awards by respectable outlets such as Giant Bomb."
hatester by lumpofcole April 26, 2012

Hatester 

The word hatester is often used as a pejorative to describe someone who is pretentious or overly trendy, and cannot be happy for those who don't agree with them.
Heather and Alex are hatesters.
Hatester by Galante November 2, 2018

Hatestroke 

Being hated on so much that you incur a 'stroke'
Chris Brown was hated on so much he suffered a hatestroke
Hatestroke by TruBl3u June 14, 2009
Known throughout the web as one of the most nortorious Hackers. Hattster has reportadly been known for 90% of the computer crime. His first appearance where he bacame widly known was at the gaming website blizzhackers
Hattster once succesfully ddos google and microsoft without ever being caught
Hattster by Mike August 17, 2004

hatesturbate 

The act of masturbating to someone you hate. The homely person's hate-fuck.
Dude, that Tila Tequila is one nasty, anti-semitic piece of trash but I will definitely hatesturbate to her porn later.
hatesturbate by Prestige Johnson January 24, 2014

Hatesturbating 

The act of thinking angry thoughts in order to get oneself in a rage.
Dude, calm down and stop hatesturbating.
Hatesturbating by Phaex February 17, 2009
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