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Hatester 

someone who sucks and cant ever say anything positive ever. an angry hipster, and product of self loathing that ensued after years and years hating.

any average hipster coming down off a night of cocaine use and the beers all gone and its too late to buy more.
i made this hatester some breakfast once, including omelet with cheese potatoes and bacon, english muffins and fruit.
Hatester by civilian601 June 21, 2012
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hatester 

Like a hipster, except a hatester "hated" something before it was popular to hate that particular product or service. A hatester refuses to see any value in a product or service that has good qualities because of real or perceived flaws which are typically minor in overall scope.
"As a hatester, I hate Mass Effect 2 since its story is non-existent except for the parts that flesh out the characters and the universe in a way that enriches the experience of the franchise. It's now popular to hate on Bioware, so I'm going to say that Mass Effect 2 isn't worth playing at all despite its universal praise when the game came out and its numerous Game of the Year awards by respectable outlets such as Giant Bomb."
hatester by lumpofcole April 26, 2012

Hatester 

The word hatester is often used as a pejorative to describe someone who is pretentious or overly trendy, and cannot be happy for those who don't agree with them.
Heather and Alex are hatesters.
Hatester by Galante November 2, 2018

Hatestroke 

Being hated on so much that you incur a 'stroke'
Chris Brown was hated on so much he suffered a hatestroke
Hatestroke by TruBl3u June 14, 2009
Known throughout the web as one of the most nortorious Hackers. Hattster has reportadly been known for 90% of the computer crime. His first appearance where he bacame widly known was at the gaming website blizzhackers
Hattster once succesfully ddos google and microsoft without ever being caught
Hattster by Mike August 17, 2004

hatesturbate 

The act of masturbating to someone you hate. The homely person's hate-fuck.
Dude, that Tila Tequila is one nasty, anti-semitic piece of trash but I will definitely hatesturbate to her porn later.
hatesturbate by Prestige Johnson January 24, 2014

Hatesturbating 

The act of thinking angry thoughts in order to get oneself in a rage.
Dude, calm down and stop hatesturbating.
Hatesturbating by Phaex February 17, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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