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Hatesturbating  

When a person is fapping while angry
ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating
Hatesturbating by Phaex2 February 19, 2009

Halfsturbating 

Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.
I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.
Halfsturbating by pnx April 5, 2009

Hamsturbating 

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.
No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.
Hamsturbating by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

hacksturbating 

When one member of the hacky sack circle moves outside the circle and begins showboating with the hacky sack by him or herself.
Great, there goes Joel hacksturbating again.
Allright guys, let's go find a new hacky sack.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026