Hatesturbating

The act of thinking angry thoughts in order to get oneself in a rage.

Dude, calm down and stop hatesturbating.

by Phaex February 17, 2009

Hatesturbating

When a person is fapping while angry

ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating

by Phaex2 February 19, 2009

Halfsturbating

Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.

I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.

by pnx April 5, 2009

Hamsturbating

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.

No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.

by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

hacksturbating

When one member of the hacky sack circle moves outside the circle and begins showboating with the hacky sack by him or herself.

Great, there goes Joel hacksturbating again.
Allright guys, let's go find a new hacky sack.

by chief_lights June 3, 2011