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Hatesturbating  

When a person is fapping while angry
ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating
Hatesturbating by Phaex2 February 19, 2009

Halfsturbating 

Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.
I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.
Halfsturbating by pnx April 5, 2009

Hamsturbating 

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.
No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.
Hamsturbating by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

hacksturbating 

When one member of the hacky sack circle moves outside the circle and begins showboating with the hacky sack by him or herself.
Great, there goes Joel hacksturbating again.
Allright guys, let's go find a new hacky sack.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026