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the dew

Dont forget he's a yugayo freak
who goes into fits of rage and tries to throw chairs but cant cause he cant lift the chair
look the dews goin into his "im gonna go stand in the corner as to get attention from others but failing misserably.
by mike July 29, 2004
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boilerplate

1. The standardized, non-specific parts of a contract; the fine print that gets tacked on by lawyers to protect themselves and their clients.

2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)

Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.
The failure of Urban Dictionary to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision, or portion of any provision, of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to enact the intentions of the TOS. Under any circumstances other provisions of the TOS shall remain in full force and effect. You, the user, agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of, or related to, use of the Service, its content, or the TOS must be filed within two (2) months of the time in which the events giving rise to such claim began, or you agree to waive such claim.
by Mike February 27, 2005
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jewoven

A hot mother fucker who hangs out on efnet.
Jewoven is fucking sexy.. christ..
by mike August 9, 2004
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adam sandler

Former Saturday Night Live actor who is well-known for milking out the same jokes. Always seems very desperate for attention.
Look at me--I'm a Jew!
by Mike May 5, 2005
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hahd

another form of hard, used in the boston area to describe a tough guy who walks, talks or acts tough
"Sully peeled out in his car again. He is sooooo hahd!"
by mike December 23, 2004
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purple haze

kick ass song by jimi hendrix, strongest naturally grown weed, not laced
man i listened to purple haxe after i smoke that purple haze n i was trippin
by mike June 9, 2004
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Hand of Flour

Refers to fat girls.

It requires a hand of flour (cooking material) in order to find a fat girl's vagina. Simply throw the flour and look for the wetspot (avoid sweaty chunks)
That bitch was so fat, I needed a hand of flour.
by Mike March 1, 2005
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