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TALLY WACKER

A huge, thick penis measuring 8" or more in lenght, a soul pole, a meat pole.
Look lois, Clark has an enormous tally wacker!!!!
by mike January 7, 2004
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dead horse

When sailors returned home from a voyage, they would be paid off in one lump sum. Most would then stay at shoreside establishments catering to sailors until their money ran out. When that happened, the owners ("crimps") would advance money so that the sailors could purchase more food, rum and "companionship" at that establishment at inflated prices.
For centuries, it was common practice to give a sailor one month's wage in advance when they signed on for a voyage. This advance was intended for the purchase of needed clothing and other gear before departure. Often times this money went to repay the crimps. By the middle of the 19th century, captains were paying the advances directly to crimps for providing crew, bypassing the poor sailor. Thus, most sailors would be working only for their food for the first month of a voyage.
This food was supposed to mostly consist of salt beef. Food provisioners, whenever they could get away with it (which was quite often), would substitute much cheaper and chewier salt horse for a portion of the salt beef. Even when salt beef was provided, some of it would have been in casks for years before being given to the crew to eat, making it as hard to chew as salt horse. It was quite usual for the crew to refer to their food as salt horse when it was bad, or dead horse if it was worse than bad.
So, for the first month the sailors were working only for their food, their salt horse, their dead horse. They were said to be "working off their dead horse," and were referred to as dead horses themselves. Flogging them to get them to work harder was a waste of energy. Thus, "you can't beat a dead horse" to get any more work done.
Seamen Smith is still working off a dead horse until we hit our next port.
by Mike January 29, 2005
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ripped

alcohol intoxication characterized by fun, eratic and/or wild behavior
dude.......we're soooo ripped!
I was so ripped that I fell off that big bitch!
by mike September 16, 2003
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bobuschca

What you say when you make a "suck it" gesture
doing suck it thing BOBUSCHCA!!!!!
by Mike January 15, 2004
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Mugulla

You never take out the trash you lazy Mugulla.
by Mike January 19, 2004
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bank

In pool or billiards, to bounce a ball off of the wall of the pool table. See also bankshot.
Let me get this straight... you intend to bank the cue ball twice, hit the eight, and then have IT bank into the side pocket? Fifty bucks says you miss. Fifteen to one odds sound reasonable?
by Mike January 6, 2005
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ex0crite

Past zEx member that is legit as CPL. Ownij
"ex0crite is such a LEGIT"
by Mike August 19, 2003
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