Mike's definitions

headmade

produced by natural human intelligence rather than by intelligent machines, robotic minds, software programs etc.

In the future age of artificial intelligence, headmade things will be valued as high as handmade objects in the industrial age of mass production.

by Mike April 9, 2011

corputer

corporeal computer, an electronic prosthetic device that through many interconnected microchips and artificial neurons has become a part of human body.

In the future, computers will be transformed into corputers and become integrated with human bodies.

by Mike November 17, 2010

goodevil

Intended good that, if implemented with violence, turns into evil, with the devil as a mediator.

"With an iron hand we'll drive the humanity to happiness," - a slogan of communist revolution in Russia. This is an example of goodevil: the good that is enforced on people destroys them.

by Mike November 17, 2010

womanoeuvre

verb or noun (woman + manoeuvre) - to act in a female manner, to use feminine tactics for achieving one's goals.

Womanoeuvre is a strategy to convert your weaknesses into advantages.

He tried to outmanoeuvre her but was helpless against womanoeuvring.

by Mike April 15, 2009

Busemas

Celebrated on June 29th of every year as the holy birth of Gary Busey.

On this holy day of Busemas, we celebrate the birth of our Lord Gary Busey.

by Mike January 11, 2006

shoulder load

When a man blows his load on someone's shoulder, usually occurs in an MMMF foursome by the awkward third dude.

The mouth was busy, so I totally dropped a shoulder load.

I woke up with a shoulder load today, last night was sketchy.

by Mike January 13, 2006

Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike July 25, 2008