hatesterbate

Masturbating in reaction to being angry at another person.

Gretchen was such a bitch on their second date that Dave cut the whole thing short, and promptly went home to hatesterbate.

by plasmaXwisp August 14, 2016

hatesturbate

The act of masturbating to someone you hate. The homely person's hate-fuck.

Dude, that Tila Tequila is one nasty, anti-semitic piece of trash but I will definitely hatesturbate to her porn later.

by Prestige Johnson January 24, 2014

Hatesturbating

The act of thinking angry thoughts in order to get oneself in a rage.

Dude, calm down and stop hatesturbating.

by Phaex February 17, 2009

Hatesturbating

When a person is fapping while angry

ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating

by Phaex2 February 19, 2009

hamsterbate

v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere

Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work

by brenden z. July 23, 2006

hamsterbate

Jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com

Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

by choad May 8, 2003

hamsterbate

v: the process of masturbating on xhamster.com, similar to chaturbate

My wife is away, so I plan to hamsterbate tonight

by Alex Hawkins from xH March 5, 2016