Hatesturbating

The act of thinking angry thoughts in order to get oneself in a rage.

Dude, calm down and stop hatesturbating.

by Phaex February 17, 2009

Hatercourse

The act of keeping another person in a rage. Constantly pushing their buttons in order to keep the angry either at you or someone else.

John, stop having hatercourse with Mike, he is going to hurt someone, probably you when he finds out you were just getting him worked up.

by Phaex April 07, 2009