hotester 

hotester is what u say when someone calls you hotter than them and your out of replies but still want to one-up them.

person 1: UR HOT
person 2: UR HOTTER
person 1: UR HOTTEST

person 2: UR HOTESTER

person 1: what? thats not a word

hotester by buglivers July 19, 2021

Hoester Strudel 

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.

1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.

Hoester Strudel by maddielucy December 31, 2010

Hoester 

Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.

1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!

Hoester by cplnah August 23, 2011

homester

someone who evokes both the qualities of a homie and a gangster. one's friend.
a) a friend who is gangstafabulous
b) a gangsta that is your friend

also: homesta

Not only is she a gangsta, but she's my homie; which makes her my homester.

homester by myshell March 30, 2006

Hatester 

someone who sucks and cant ever say anything positive ever. an angry hipster, and product of self loathing that ensued after years and years hating.

any average hipster coming down off a night of cocaine use and the beers all gone and its too late to buy more.

i made this hatester some breakfast once, including omelet with cheese potatoes and bacon, english muffins and fruit.

Hatester by civilian601 June 21, 2012

Hokester 

Trait noun: A XC/cyclocross bike racer who spends most of his /her time training at Valmont bike park to become a wanna-be dirt jumper.

Mitch Hoke and Brady Kappius are such hokesters, I can't believe they can still ride a bike up a hill.

Professional bike team Clif Bar are nothing but a bunch of hokesters!

Hokester by Bikehacker June 16, 2012

hotster 

an especially good looking person

OOO he's a hotster!

hotster by lola March 19, 2003