Hakester

One who is a hippie type of hipster that has others grow marijuana for him/her.

Person 1: hey, did you see that guy?
Person 2: yeah he was getting high, what a hakester.

by scenequ33n June 29, 2009

hikester

Hipster who also goes hiking.

I could tell she was a real hikester because when we all stopped for a break at the top of the ridge, she drank kombucha from an old jam jar and munched on brown rice sushi.

by Hikesterism October 15, 2017

Hatester

someone who sucks and cant ever say anything positive ever. an angry hipster, and product of self loathing that ensued after years and years hating.

any average hipster coming down off a night of cocaine use and the beers all gone and its too late to buy more.

i made this hatester some breakfast once, including omelet with cheese potatoes and bacon, english muffins and fruit.

by civilian601 June 21, 2012

Hokester

Trait noun: A XC/cyclocross bike racer who spends most of his /her time training at Valmont bike park to become a wanna-be dirt jumper.

Mitch Hoke and Brady Kappius are such hokesters, I can't believe they can still ride a bike up a hill.

Professional bike team Clif Bar are nothing but a bunch of hokesters!

by Bikehacker June 16, 2012

hatester

Like a hipster, except a hatester "hated" something before it was popular to hate that particular product or service. A hatester refuses to see any value in a product or service that has good qualities because of real or perceived flaws which are typically minor in overall scope.

"As a hatester, I hate Mass Effect 2 since its story is non-existent except for the parts that flesh out the characters and the universe in a way that enriches the experience of the franchise. It's now popular to hate on Bioware, so I'm going to say that Mass Effect 2 isn't worth playing at all despite its universal praise when the game came out and its numerous Game of the Year awards by respectable outlets such as Giant Bomb."

by lumpofcole April 26, 2012

hatesterbate

Masturbating in reaction to being angry at another person.

Gretchen was such a bitch on their second date that Dave cut the whole thing short, and promptly went home to hatesterbate.

by plasmaXwisp August 14, 2016

Hatester

The word hatester is often used as a pejorative to describe someone who is pretentious or overly trendy, and cannot be happy for those who don't agree with them.

Heather and Alex are hatesters.

by Galante November 2, 2018