hatestorm

A variety of human behavior only possible with the advent of mass media, especially the internet. A sudden frenzy of outrage, disgust, anger, and various other negative emotions directed toward a specific real person or fictional character.

1. Is the Tiger Woods hatestorm over, yet?
2. The hatestorm directed toward Artie after "Duets" was the least justified I've ever seen.

by XavierZane October 21, 2010

knuckle hailstorm

A barrage of knuckle punches on a individual during a first class ass whooping.

John Doe: I'm sorry, what did you say?

Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!

This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.

by CptAmerica April 18, 2011

golden hailstorm

Similar to the golden shower, the golden hailstorm is a sexual act in which one person urinates on another, while passing a kidney or ureteral stone. Due to its rarity and near improbability, the golden hailstorm is often praised heavily by its receiver.

Late one night at the senior center, Martha and Frank started getting frisky with one another. Martha started to take off Frank's pants but he quickly stopped her. "Hold on, i've got a surprise for you!" he said with a wink. He then finished taking off his pants, and immediately started screeching loudly. Luckily for Martha, she had her hearing aid turned down, but she could still see Frank's visible agony. Just as she was about to ask if he was okay, Frank suddenly unleashed the golden hailstorm all over Martha's face. Three small stones hit her straight in her open mouth, and the immense pressure of the previously-blocked urine sprayed Martha like the rains of a Category Five hurricane. Martha was overcome by the sheer beauty of the golden hailstorm; she later described it as akin to seeing the aurora borealis or like being kissed by the Pope. After the golden hailstorm, Martha treated Frank to hours over intercourse, as she in awe of being a part of the rare golden hailstorm.

by mrboochieman November 29, 2013

Hatestroke

Being hated on so much that you incur a 'stroke'

Chris Brown was hated on so much he suffered a hatestroke

by TruBl3u June 14, 2009

hypestorm

Opposite to shitstorm

There is a hypestorm around Donald Trump and a shitstorm at the same time.

by wildduck July 19, 2016

halestorm

An awesome band with lead singer Lzzy Hale. Drummer Arejay can play an insane solo which he throws a drumstick towards the audience with almost every hit. Also play the "drum circle" in which each member of the band plays a drum that are in a circle, hence "drum circle". usally doesnt get to crazy at Halestorm concerts but Halestorm aknowledges their fans completely, and they sign autographs at every show.

"Man after the Halestorm concert last night we got to meet Halestorm. Maaaan Lzzy is so hot up and close!"

by Andrewxcore August 30, 2008

Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatballhailstorm June 27, 2011