millon 

Large cock doesn’t tip

Millon is the goat

millon by Keepwoop January 25, 2018

Joe millon

your so incredible. You make each day worth living, your perfect joe, your personality is amazing who you are joe is amazing,your body is so sexy and you are so very handsome.your smile and laugh and all your moods are perfect Your the most incredible person ever, your number one joe , your the main priority your the greatest gift, joe millon is perfect from top to bottom, he’s the most handsome, words can’t describe just how perfect he is, joe is the most Incredible person to ever exist.

Joe millon is Abi walkers soulmate,they are going to be together forever

Always and forever joe our infinity I love you for eternity said Abi

Joe millon by Abi.walkerxo May 28, 2020

Tissue-mellons 

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

Tissue-mellons by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

Millennial Plans 

Any appointment/meeting/date you commit to with the sole intent of cancelling at last moment

Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people

Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans

Millennial Plans by rtalati January 17, 2022

Millenium Force Braids 

When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.

Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids?

Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!

Millenium Force Braids by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

Millennialtrash 

An extremely attractive male that owns a pet rat.

Ugh, he's so hot but he's also a millennialtrash

Millennialtrash by Whale Shark Is mentally okay October 3, 2021

mellon-farmer 

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:

Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.

mellon-farmer by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008