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mellon-farmer 

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:
Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.
mellon-farmer by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008
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Mellon Farmer 

A skinny woman or girl with unusually large, shapely breasts -- bulbous.
Did you see Pamela Anderson on Leno last night?
Yes ...she is a real Mellon Farmer
Mellon Farmer by kinni88 July 12, 2011

Melon Farmer 

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.
Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"
Melon Farmer by Prisoner626 August 19, 2008

Melon Farmer 

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.
(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!
Melon Farmer by BFG December 6, 2003

melon-farmer 

A man who's into women with large breasts.
Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!
melon-farmer by Biggerslol August 30, 2010

melon farmer 

A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.
Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?

Melon farmer 

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen
Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas
Melon farmer by estythebesty November 12, 2009