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Addison

A "Chad" that fell short of making the fraternity. What an Addison lacks in size he tries to make up for in Horse Power. Usually drives a late model Mustang. Addison's vehicle will be loud and most likely covered in graphics. Addison's usually do this because they can not get normal attention do to their small stature. An Addison once Googled "Can a beta male ever really be an Alpha male?". Addison's strive for positions of power but once attained it is usually short lived due to an Addison's inability to get along with anyone over 5' 5".

Did you guys see the veins poppin' out of the bosses neck when he was scolding us? That guy is such an Addison!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 17, 2019

Millenium Force Braids

When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.

Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids?

Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

cum catchers

Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.

After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!

My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

vergessered

When one is overly confident about an outcome. Someone that gets Vergessered usually believes that the gods will favor them regardless of what the facts show. People who get Vergessered generally have beautiful blonde hair and amazing eye lashes. It should also be noted they may have blue diamond eyes.

Hey Hannah did you hear Mandy moved to the grind team to be Team leader? Yeah when they had the election she totally got vergessered by Mike.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Greasy Varesi

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Vergona Bona

The act of covering your raging boner in ranch dressing in hopes that a girl that usually wouldn't suck your dick will because she loves ranch dressing!

I dunno fellas she just isn't in to me, I can't even get pity head from her.

Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Peggy

A dominant female that loves to insert objects into a submissive male. Peggy's often brag about there strap on collection. They give their toys affectionate names like "Kong" or "Alexa". Peggy originally found her fetish during a lonely night at home on page 63 of Pornhub. Tell a Peggy that her submissive is gay and you will enter a 10 hour debate about the male "G" spot and how this is normal. Don't get bamboozled by Peggy trying to convince you to try a finger to "see how good it feels". You will know when you meet a Peggy because she usually will have on a sun visor and be coaching ladies softball. It is not uncommon to also find Peggy's in the cat food aisle at your local grocery store. Other activities Peggy enjoys beside pegging males with a strap on are: piss play (the act of urinating on Golden Tate Jersey's), general degradation of a submissive male and being the HBIC of anything.

Hey Jimmy I cant stand our supervisor. I heard he got pegged and pee'd on last week by Peggy!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019