SilkyMeatloaf's definitions

Amanda

Boss bitch with cute hair. Amanda's usually have beautiful blonde hair, blue diamond eyes with a damn cute smile. Amanda's commonly hear "well that's a pretty pussy." Don't be fooled by Amanda's sparkle cause this bitch shreds like a ninja. Amanda's exterior is all glitter and glam but she is dead af on the inside. Amanda's are notorious for saving text messages in case she needs to use it against you later. Amanda once let a 50 year old married man lick her nipple just to show his wife of 30 years a picture and watch it all fall apart. Amanda lost her virginity in high school during a threesome so do not attempt to bore her with your best vanilla sex. Take her out for an expensive dinner and drinks and you are most likely to get pegged afterward. Femdom is Amanda's favorite past time. She will call you names, piss on you, fuck you in your pathetic man pussy and leave you broke, sticky and confused. When you ask her not to tell anyone have no fear, she has video, audio and text proof of the events. Amanda most likely notified her partner in crime, MexiMelt, the minute you left. It should be noted that most relations Amanda has are heterosexual but she is a lesbian at heart. Amanda even coaches softball and has the visor to prove it. Amanda's only weakness is being told no. It should be noted that an Amanda has been trying to court SilkyMeatloaf to no avail.

Did you hear Amanda got Jimmy Wavemaker to leave his wife and kids?

When he left she broke it off with him, posted vids of him getting pegged and smeared shit on his black Camaro! Amanda is ruthless!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 26, 2019

LexaMexaMelt

When an inebriated female usually of Spanish descent decides to paint the parking lot with poop. Said female prefers droppin' deuces indoors but in a drunken state the parking lot will work. You will know it's her by the presence of shit stained yellow kevlar sleeves.

I'm so pissed Amamda. When we got off last night I stepped in a big LexaMexaMelt! It was so bad I had to throw my shoes out!?!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Dirty DelDuco

Usually takes place when your partner rejects you for sex. The rejected person waits until their partner is on the middle of a massive shit. At just the point when your partners legs go numb from being on the toilet so long you break in and force yourself on them. Generally your partners legs are so numb they can not close them. The utter shock of you busting in has also rendered their arms useless. This is a sneak attack so you must climax quickly before your partner realizes what is happening. It should as also be noted that the longer you take, the more likely you are to get covered in pooh.

I don't know what going on with my wife and I. If she doesn't give me some soon I am going to have to give her a Dirty DelDuco.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

scared pubes

Pubic hair that sticks straight out. These pubes give the appearance of being scared straight. Scared pubes are usually found on oriental women.

Chen Li's pussy must have seen a ghost because she had a bad case of scared pubes!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

in my bag

The act of becoming one with whatever task you are trying to achieve. One dimensional. Tunnel vision. Grindin'. One who is "in my bag" has forgotten about all else except for the current moment. When you are in your bag you are unstoppable, you will shred anything and everything.

I was in my bag when I got 30 headshots last night!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 26, 2019

Duelling Turds

The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.

Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?

Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Addison

A "Chad" that fell short of making the fraternity. What an Addison lacks in size he tries to make up for in Horse Power. Usually drives a late model Mustang. Addison's vehicle will be loud and most likely covered in graphics. Addison's usually do this because they can not get normal attention do to their small stature. An Addison once Googled "Can a beta male ever really be an Alpha male?". Addison's strive for positions of power but once attained it is usually short lived due to an Addison's inability to get along with anyone over 5' 5".

Did you guys see the veins poppin' out of the bosses neck when he was scolding us? That guy is such an Addison!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 17, 2019