SilkyMeatloaf's definitions

Amanda

Boss bitch with cute hair. Amanda's usually have beautiful blonde hair, blue diamond eyes with a damn cute smile. Amanda's commonly hear "well that's a pretty pussy." Don't be fooled by Amanda's sparkle cause this bitch shreds like a ninja. Amanda's exterior is all glitter and glam but she is dead af on the inside. Amanda's are notorious for saving text messages in case she needs to use it against you later. Amanda once let a 50 year old married man lick her nipple just to show his wife of 30 years a picture and watch it all fall apart. Amanda lost her virginity in high school during a threesome so do not attempt to bore her with your best vanilla sex. Take her out for an expensive dinner and drinks and you are most likely to get pegged afterward. Femdom is Amanda's favorite past time. She will call you names, piss on you, fuck you in your pathetic man pussy and leave you broke, sticky and confused. When you ask her not to tell anyone have no fear, she has video, audio and text proof of the events. Amanda most likely notified her partner in crime, MexiMelt, the minute you left. It should be noted that most relations Amanda has are heterosexual but she is a lesbian at heart. Amanda even coaches softball and has the visor to prove it. Amanda's only weakness is being told no. It should be noted that an Amanda has been trying to court SilkyMeatloaf to no avail.

Did you hear Amanda got Jimmy Wavemaker to leave his wife and kids?

When he left she broke it off with him, posted vids of him getting pegged and smeared shit on his black Camaro! Amanda is ruthless!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 26, 2019

LexaMexaMelt

When an inebriated female usually of Spanish descent decides to paint the parking lot with poop. Said female prefers droppin' deuces indoors but in a drunken state the parking lot will work. You will know it's her by the presence of shit stained yellow kevlar sleeves.

I'm so pissed Amamda. When we got off last night I stepped in a big LexaMexaMelt! It was so bad I had to throw my shoes out!?!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

LOP

A term used to describe a punishment imposed on an inmate of the Michigan Department of Corrections. LOP means loss of privileges. When an inmate is on LOP they lose all yard, rec, and TV room privileges.

Shotie got caught smoking in 9 block by Officer Custard so that bitch Mrs. Lewis gave him 5 days LOP.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 31, 2019

Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.

Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.

by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019

Addison

A "Chad" that fell short of making the fraternity. What an Addison lacks in size he tries to make up for in Horse Power. Usually drives a late model Mustang. Addison's vehicle will be loud and most likely covered in graphics. Addison's usually do this because they can not get normal attention do to their small stature. An Addison once Googled "Can a beta male ever really be an Alpha male?". Addison's strive for positions of power but once attained it is usually short lived due to an Addison's inability to get along with anyone over 5' 5".

Did you guys see the veins poppin' out of the bosses neck when he was scolding us? That guy is such an Addison!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 17, 2019

vergessered

When one is overly confident about an outcome. Someone that gets Vergessered usually believes that the gods will favor them regardless of what the facts show. People who get Vergessered generally have beautiful blonde hair and amazing eye lashes. It should also be noted they may have blue diamond eyes.

Hey Hannah did you hear Mandy moved to the grind team to be Team leader? Yeah when they had the election she totally got vergessered by Mike.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Smoosh Corner

A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.

Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.

by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019