Definitions by SilkyMeatloaf
Smoosh Corner
A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.
Smoosh Corner by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019
Confused Pubes
When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.
Confused Pubes by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019
bit
Length of incarceration. A judge will sentence a convict to a term of incarceration. This term is referred to as a "bit."
How long is your bit? I got 2-5 bro. Just a small bit.
Or
Give me your lunch fish!
Fuck you Nasty Nate this sint my first bit bitch!
Or
Give me your lunch fish!
Fuck you Nasty Nate this sint my first bit bitch!
bit by SilkyMeatloaf July 31, 2019
LOP
A term used to describe a punishment imposed on an inmate of the Michigan Department of Corrections. LOP means loss of privileges. When an inmate is on LOP they lose all yard, rec, and TV room privileges.
Shotie got caught smoking in 9 block by Officer Custard so that bitch Mrs. Lewis gave him 5 days LOP.
LOP by SilkyMeatloaf July 31, 2019
Golden Ropes
1. Mixture of urine and ejaculate. This happens when a male becomes too excited while giving someone a Golden Shower. This is a rare occurrence because it is extremely difficult to urinate and ejaculate at the same time.
2. Ejaculating into the hair of a blonde.
2. Ejaculating into the hair of a blonde.
Golden Ropes by SilkyMeatloaf July 30, 2019
Detroit Coney
Anal sex with a person who is suffering from a bad case of diarrhea. The diareah must be so bad that any movement, even a slight cough will cause shit to splash out. Even when there is no movement the anal cavity will still have a slight drop of liquified pooh leaking similar to that of a old faucet that has a drip. When you insert your penis (hot dog) into the anal socket it becomes covered in loose pooh (chilli) and white toilet paper bits (onion) thus creating a Detroit Coney. Technically it is not complete until fully removed from the anus. Once removed mustard is applied and the receiver sucks the penis clean.
That couple is fucked up. When Amanda had the stomach flu Addison gave her a Detroit Coney. I almost puked when she showed me the vid!
Detroit Coney by SilkyMeatloaf July 29, 2019
Amanda
Boss bitch with cute hair. Amanda's usually have beautiful blonde hair, blue diamond eyes with a damn cute smile. Amanda's commonly hear "well that's a pretty pussy." Don't be fooled by Amanda's sparkle cause this bitch shreds like a ninja. Amanda's exterior is all glitter and glam but she is dead af on the inside. Amanda's are notorious for saving text messages in case she needs to use it against you later. Amanda once let a 50 year old married man lick her nipple just to show his wife of 30 years a picture and watch it all fall apart. Amanda lost her virginity in high school during a threesome so do not attempt to bore her with your best vanilla sex. Take her out for an expensive dinner and drinks and you are most likely to get pegged afterward. Femdom is Amanda's favorite past time. She will call you names, piss on you, fuck you in your pathetic man pussy and leave you broke, sticky and confused. When you ask her not to tell anyone have no fear, she has video, audio and text proof of the events. Amanda most likely notified her partner in crime, MexiMelt, the minute you left. It should be noted that most relations Amanda has are heterosexual but she is a lesbian at heart. Amanda even coaches softball and has the visor to prove it. Amanda's only weakness is being told no. It should be noted that an Amanda has been trying to court SilkyMeatloaf to no avail.
Did you hear Amanda got Jimmy Wavemaker to leave his wife and kids?
When he left she broke it off with him, posted vids of him getting pegged and smeared shit on his black Camaro! Amanda is ruthless!
When he left she broke it off with him, posted vids of him getting pegged and smeared shit on his black Camaro! Amanda is ruthless!
Amanda by SilkyMeatloaf July 26, 2019