Definitions by rtalati
Vanishing Pussy Syndrome
It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically
Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!
Vanishing Pussy Syndrome by rtalati January 25, 2022
Freddie Mercury Syndrome
This is the definition of your existence - ‘I don’t want to die; sometimes wish I’d never been born at all’
Simran: Hi guys! All well?
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome
Freddie Mercury Syndrome by rtalati January 21, 2022
Millennial Plans
Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people
Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people
Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans
Millennial Plans by rtalati January 17, 2022
Unvaccinated Scientists
A large subset of humans who are well researched on the merits of vaccination in midst of global health crisis. They have read in-depth articles on blogs and social media & listened to highly acclaimed comedians, politicians and celebrities
Simran: It is unfortunate ronak has to see so many unvaccinated scientists in office and hospital
Jasmine: Yes, he always encourages them to buy a cemetery plot
Jasmine: Yes, he always encourages them to buy a cemetery plot
Unvaccinated Scientists by rtalati November 19, 2021
Conscientious Masking
simran: I notice pinku wears a mask on & off at work
jasmine: yea, she came up with “conscientious masking” so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually
jasmine: yea, she came up with “conscientious masking” so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually
Conscientious Masking by rtalati February 17, 2021
Selective Social Distancing
Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents
Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020